Audio Transcript
Agatha: Oh! I must be cursed with bad luck to run into someone as insignificant as you. You are trampling over my carefully curated aura with your unsophisticated energy!
Barbara: Calm down you haughty geezer! Just because you're jealous of my grandiloquence doesn't mean you can act supererogatory with your conspiracy theories. What nonsense are you going to spout again? Earth is flat or the moon landing was faked?
Agatha: Excuse me! I am not a conspiracy theorist. I am certain that the earth is flat, and the moon landing was faked! I have sufficient evidence on my Facebook groups!
Barbara: Please, your Facebook groups? Those bumbling babbling band of baboons believes that glowstick solution is utilized in the production of face wash! That is pure hogwash! Next thing you know, they'll be claiming that nail files are carcinogenic.
Agatha: Glowstick solution is in face wash! ergo, ads say that your face will glow after using such products!
Barbara: Have you never heard of a marketing scheme? Oh right, you're too dim-witted to understand such an incredulous topic.
Agatha (voice raising): Excuse me?
Barbara (also raises voice): Excuse yourself
Librarian: Ma'ams this is a Library, please quiet yourselves. I also see that you two are bickering about whether whose right! Since this is a library, I would recommend using books as a source of evidence. Why don't you go to our books on beauty? It is on between 950 and 979.
Barbara:I am certain glowstick solution is not utilised in the production of facewash. Let us advance towards a computer and look up the verity.
Agatha: Alright, let us go to a computer.
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